No. 154-162 - Top 10 Reasons Where Valium is Better Than Drinking
1. Valium won't give you a hangover.
2. Valium has no calories or carbs.
3. Valium is easier to sneak into your in-laws house.
4. Valium won't be detectable on your breath.
5. You'll never be accused of being a "mean drunk" on valium.
6. Valium gives one pretty erotic dreams (or maybe it's just me).
7. You only need one valium to catch a buzz.
8. Valium is recommended by the health community.
9. Valium doesn't take up a bunch of room in your liquor cabinet or fridge.
10. Valium won't get "skunky" six months after it's "Born On" date.
Personal factoid: I've decided to make my post counts equal what's in Blogger. That's why the weird title.
posted by DD @ 4/16/2006 06:46:00 AM
5 Socked it to me!
5 Punches:
I think I need some Valium--as much fun as I had getting drunk on cd1 this cycle, it would be nice not to get a hangover. They should prescribe Valium for all infertiles to be taken "in the event that AF shows up".
I'd never heard about the dreams before, though--interesting ;-)
Why do you think they called it "mother's little helper????"
Maybe they should just prescribe valium for infertiles as a normal course of treatment - through menopause then if you don't get pregnant, you won't really care so much.
Count me in... I want that prescription. Anything to dull the day to day would be welcome.
Now they just need to make it over the counter.
My mom used to have valium. They say it is not addictive.
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